I am a pretty girl

I am a pretty girl In a world afraid of pretty people Fear that being pretty means  More men want to fill you up with babies  Make more pretty people


To inflate the population  With more celebs  So that plain women  Will buy more make-up

And more magazines  Scratching to get where


I am


I am a pretty girl  Have always been  A pretty girl  Don’t know ugly at all

So pretty once  Some fourth grade boys  Held a bet to see  Who’d be brave enough  To grab my shorts  After a afternoon of  Pooh Corner Lessons on  Bad touches


So pretty once  An old man at Kroger  Put his hand on the back of my skirt

And told me so

--I was 12


So pretty that once A kid gave me a  Bottle of Nair  As a spring break  Going away gift

Told me to  Get rid of that mustache  So Id be hot enough  For him to have

(The liquid burned half my left lip)


So pretty once  I spent 7th grade  In flannel shirts  Baggy pants  Skirts sagging to my knees

Un-pretty girls  Screeching out

Boy-fag-whore

On the bus

Cause the guys still wanted to

Nocturnally

Emit  On  Me


Cause I was a pretty girl  Not just a pretty girl

Worse A castrated boy  Id be talking about

Ehtnocentricity  And reading Lord of the Flies


While the other girls

Stripped the pages of Cosmo

Bare  Of all pretty faces  Down to articles

On Rate Your Mate  Don’t need no

Pretty magazines to  Con-trast me


I am a pretty girl  So it doesn’t matter  No matter what I do  Someone out there  Will wanna do me Right(?)


Because there is no such thing  As sexual harassment

If you’re sexy

So sexy that  The scuffmarks

On your flat loafers

Your Filas

Your 4-inch heels

Tremble with it

On the streets  Cause pretty girls aren’t  Sexy


Sexy  Is something else.


I am a pretty girl  I am afraid  To walk the streets  Because someone will hear  The cracks in my beat

And whistle back  Or grab at my ankles  One day I’ll be walking  I’ll be running  I’ll be stepping out to pick up


The paper  Or the mail

Or mail my dissertation

And someone will mistake sex For yes


Yeah, Sex as in gender  Gender being female  Female being made most of all  To say Yes

And  I am a pretty girl

So yes seeps out the corners  Of my pouty lips


YES, WHAT?!  I am a pretty girl

Yeah, I am a pretty girl  Who says NO every day

No so loud it drowns out the  Spring in my stroll

No so loud it breaks the sound barrier

Echoing back my new name


I am a pretty girl  My name is

Five letters long  And I wont say what it is

Cause I am a pretty girl  And pretty girls don’t speak

Pretty girls are body parts  White linen  Ab-stains

Tangled dangling desire  So soil that

Soil that

That would be a


Well not crime  Not rape  Not wrong

I am a pretty girl

Opening my mouth  Means I’m asking for it

And I talk  A lot  Aloud Just like this


Men’s mothers hate me  I make their sons terrible

Hue-mans  Evoking all 7 deadly sides  I talk so much I make them do  Terrible things  Things they’d never do

To mom,

Nobody’d ever do that  To Mom


Moms are women  Men want to fill with babies

And I am a pretty girl  See, they’ve gotta shut me up

Or I won’t help make more babies  Otherwise

I’ll be Jezebel  I’ll be back-streets

I’ll be adultery


My  image will break up homes

Homes that haven’t even  Been built up yet


I’ll be a wrecking ball  With nice legs

I’ll be powerful I be powerful

I am a pretty girl  I am tearing them down

Thrashing at brick and siding with my eyelashes

I am threatening the human race  I am forcing the men to stop running  And the women to chase my heels


I am a pretty girl  Pretty means prize  A prize can’t play the game  I can’t play the game  So, I’m not playing the game

I’m just talking trash


I am a pretty girl talkin trash

commentating it all over your MVP predictions

struttin Astroturf

stickin out tongue ugly

In you face.


Shayla Lawson 2001





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